Rip Off

09/10/2006 5.26pm 

Well isnt North Korea just a turn up for the books

There they are tested nuclear bombs etc etc, and everyone is worried, which I guess they should be.

There one big difference between North Korea and the other so call Axis Of Evil

North Korea has some seriouse weapons unlike Iraq - Im sure we wont see the US barging in there as that willopen a huge can of whopass -

Also no major oil reserves - but the US didnt go for the oil, now did they................................

Was reading about Jordan (Katie Price) yesterday

She says she is nearly worth 500 million

Just shows what a pretty girl with an inferiority complex re her breats can acheive

And who says Glamour models are being exploited???

Monday 04/10/2006 3.09pm 

Well today's muppet of the day is Gavin Henson

Not the brilliant puppeteer Jim Henson's cousin, but the Welsh Rugby player

If your not into sport he is the guy dating Charlotte Church

Gavin stated in a particular magazine the following

"I'd been used to going out and having a little attention from girls, but with Charlotte this wasn't allowed.

 

"She'd have a tantrum, so I said, 'OK, I won't speak to any girls ever again'."

Being under the thumb is one thing, but he then followed it up by saying about getting ready for matches:

"If I'm looking good, it will give me that extra edge. It's all part of the routine - shaving my legs, putting on fake tan and doing my hair."

Complete and Utter Muppet - If you want to be a woman just be a woman.

10/04/2006 10.13am 

Well is offical - you can take loans from your friends,  and give them cushdie jobs

You can take £8,000 from 25 different people - although you can only name 4 of them

But is gets better

During your stint as working as Minister for Finance you can put 50K away.  You can say it was your savings, but you dont have to say where it came from etc etc, as its your savings.

But even better still, you dont put it in a bank account, as you dont have one?

Where did he put it - under the sink, in the attic, maybe in a big fat sock, or under his bed........

Thats a bit Irish isnt it - you dont have a bank account, but your the Minister for Finance?????

Personally, I find it insulting that us the general public have to listen to this bulls**t and pretty much cant get him out of office unless the PD's give a vote of No Confidence for our Poor Little man from Drumcondra.

No chance of that happening as the PD lap dog's wont do anything, as they cant get to govern without a real party as they represent about 6% of Irish people

All you I can hope is that the Irish public, vote with their feet when they get the chance.

Yours truly

Mr Not Very Impressed with it all.......

Monday  03/10/2006 4.22pm

Well I would'nt like to be a smart telecom customer today

You cant make out going calls, and according to some reports they are probably going into Liquidation - or in more simple terms, bang, bye bye,

Seemingly they owe a lot of cash to eircom -

The only problem I have is, that I am one of those unlucky customers

So I called them earlier today, and after waiting 25 minutes to talk to someone(as obviously a lot of people were calling), I got through to a Customer Care Representitive. 

She told me that she didnt know when I would be able to make out going phone calls - she also advised me that I would know before she did If I could make out going calls - they didnt call anyone to advise them that they couldnt make calls and wont be advising customers when you can

So basically what she told me in an around bout way was

To sit by my phone, like a Pleb, and try and call out every fifteen minutes til whippeeeee sometime in the next ??? aount of hours, days, months I might be able to make a call

Lucily for me I have a job so cant sit at home doing this -

PS - Are you still wondering why they are going BANG

Tuesday 03/10/2006 10.45 

Well its Berties big speech today

Whats the odds, its a bullshit story, of how it wasnt a gift, wasnt a loan, didnt break any rules etc etc etc yawn yawn. 

Seeing as the PD's have back tracked from asking tough questions of Bertie, I can only see this as an easy day for the Taoiseach.

Im not expecting any shocking statements to made, but Im sure you guys arent aswell.

Also, just who are the people voting for the PD's.  I personally dont know anyone that has voted for them in the past - That doesnt surprise me as the people voting for the PD's are generally the people who want the rich to get richer, and f88k the poor

Guess I wont be voting for Michael McDowell and his lot. 

I dont think I have ever heard a guy who likes the sound of his own voice more than him.

PS: Poor Bertie, couldnt you just feel sorry for poor old Bertie the so called people's man. (or no)

Otherwise known as the Hoff!

Well was reading today about Mr Hasselhoff

He stated that a tragic teen saved him from a drink fuelled downward spiral

About a young guy he met in at the Betty Ford Rehab Clinic, he said

"He had overturned a car, killed a lady and was suicidal.  I realised I dont have problems"

This is the same David  Hasselhoff who wasnt allowed on a plane in the last couple of weeks because he was so hammered.

It amazes me, that he has huge albums sales, but then again this is mostly in Germany - enough said

Also Dave you werent cool in Knight Rider - kids watched the program for the car not you, you twat -

(Should be going under Dive of the Weekend)

Well todays award for Muppet of the Day goes to

Didier Zokora for your unbelievable dive yesterday

As bad as the dive was, the fact that you then when got fouled by the same player later, you waved the imaginary card at the ref.

All this and I thought you had a great world cup, for the Ivory Coast

Even better than this dive, your manager Martin Jol, said you lost your balance

Thats ture, you have to lose your balance in the middle of your dive

Three game ban for you, if I had my way

You made Chrisiano Ronaldo look like a saint